I hate technology!

Technology is ruining my life! Everywhere I go, people are txting and playing on their phones. I was trying to be friendly when I came across a group of young girls the other day. I said hi and asked them intense personal questions like you're supposed to do when you're an old man and you see a group of girls. But they all had their iPods plugged in and they couldn't hear me! It's ridiculous, I don't spend hours in front of the computer, writing stupid FML statuses on some lame website....