The ex!

Ahh! God help me! My ex wife called yesterday, apparently I owe her $15,000. And I was like "WTF?" And she was like "Remember you spent all my money on that holiday to Vegas." And I was like "No..." as I remembered that blessed holiday of two weeks gambling and parting without the wretched wife nagging me all the time! Anyway, as it turns out, my denial wasn't very convincing. I think it was the huge framed picture that I have of myself-in a casino with a couple of hookers- that tipped her off. Oh well! That old bag won't see a cent of that money. Because I lost it all in a game of Texas Hold 'Em! Peace out!
Wiki-wiki-word, FRESH!