I must just say that I am rather disappointed that the world didn't end last weekend. I was all prepaired and ready for my decent to heaven. I'd arranged for someone to look after my pet cat Mr. McNugget after I left earth. And I'd spent all my life savings on stupid, useless things like gold plated toilet seats and Justin Bieber albums. So you can imagine how pissed I was when the world didn't explode and kill you all!
Haha I'm just kidding! As if I would believe in any of this end of the world crap! Now if you'll excuse me, Mr. McNugget and I have got some serious complaining to do.
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