Forks

Forks are annoying. Every time I try to eat with one I get stabbed in the mouth. And it's not because I forcefully shovel food into my mouth either. No. Forks are dangerous, infernal contraptions that cause grevis bodily harm. Which is why I now eat with plastic spoons. They're cheaper and safer to use. Also they're disposable so I don't have to bother cleaning up. And that is why I hate Forks. Just saying :) xoxoxox