I hate people!

Every day I come across stupid people who think they are better than everybody else. Well guess what? You aren't! Every day I get people telling me to "straighten that tie" or "stop swearing in front of young children." Well you know what? Get stuffed! I don't care! You can think what you like but I'm not changing for you! Last week I was trying to sit down and enjoy a nice hot cup of tea when suddenly this A-hole comes knocking on my poor old door and asks me if I want to buy a vacume cleaner! He said it would "Improve my life" WTF? Who says my life needs improving? What a douche bag! And then, the other day, I was in the supermarket, just doing my shopping, minding my own business, when the store manager comes out and tells me that "I can't smoke inside the supermarket" Well, why the hell not? A little passive smoking never hurt anyone, right? So anyway, to all you sanctimonious, control freaks out there-just stop it. Nobody cares if they're "making the place look untidy" or "making a bad impression in front of the in-laws" okay? So stop pestering people and stop complaining. That's my job!