Mr.McNugget is naughty

That blasted cat! I leave him alone for one month while I make my movie and what does he do? He goes and gets another makeover without me authorising it. While I was gone he managed to get into my hair dye kit and his fur is now green. I'm so angry because I was specially saving that colour for when I feel like being a broccoli. That naughty little blighter! I suppose he thinks he looks cool. Now I have to get another makeover so that we match (yes that does mean I'm going to dye my hair-or what's left of it- green).
If you have never seen a green cat before I warn you now- it is not pretty. Those of you with weak constitutions may want to look away: