The
other day Mr.McNugget and I luncheoned at our favorite classy five-star
(in my opinion I thought the official rating of one and a half stars was a
tad bit harsh, I mean they only found two thirds of a mouse) restaurant
"Burger Pit." After a three course meal of fine delicacies such as a
finely grilled meat-and-something-or-other Pattie rested upon a lightly toasted
refined white bread bun topped with preserved pickles and raggedly sliced tomatoes
with a bit of shredded lettuce haphazardly thrown in for good measure. What
really attracted me to this main course was its sophisticated yet elegant name
"The McBurger Pit Whopper." Mr.McNugget then decided to have a frolic
on the children’s adventure playground. I thought I'd better accompany him as
he had a tendency to attempt the most dangerous of adventure playland courses.
BUT as I removed my shoes and went to store them in the purple cubby hole I was
rudely stopped by an arroogant young playland assistant/manager wearing a
helicopter hat and a T-shirt that said "Burger Pit Playground: Drop your
kids here and we'll play with them like they've never been played with
before." I thought it was a rather long slogan considering kids can't
read. Anyway the young lad told me that I was "too old" to be using
the playground. He pointed to a sign that said "Children must be 10 years
or younger" but as I am, well not old, let’s say, matured, my eye-sight is
not what it used to be and I thought that the sign said 100 years or younger. I
was furious that he would suggest that I was older than 100 and I said
some things that I am not proud of. I accused him of 'scriminating against me
(and yes I meant 'scriminating. My natural gangster slang usually comes out
when I'm angry or upset). I was asked to leave after I hit him with my man-bag
(and no I'm not gay, it's a fashion statement and sometimes Mr.McNugget gets
tired while we’re out and about and I have to carry him). I am now banned from
Burger Pit and I had to wait outside, keeping a 15m radius away from the premises
while Mr.McNugget finished his play time. I am still very disappointed though
that I am discriminated against because of my age and I am planning of taking
this to the Small Disputes Tribunal right after my eye-sight check this
afternoon.
Here's a picture of the fine food I no longer get to dine on.
Mmmm yummy
Here's a picture of the fine food I no longer get to dine on.
Mmmm yummy
