Wrong Number

 Last night I got a call from the Happy Days Retirement Home saying that my mother had passed away peacefully in her sleep. I thought this sounded a bit fishy as she had always told me that if she were going to die, she wouldn't go down without a fight. Nevertheless, this was fantastic news! Mr.McNugget and I headed down to the local bar to celebrate. After a few drinks I'd gotten it into my head that this was my lucky day and decided to bet all my money on the Spartans in the game against the Bullfrogs. Everyone who watches Competitive Knitting will know that that wasn't the best idea. The Spartans messed it all up in the last minute by dropping a row of stitches! Needless to say, I lost all me money. At the time, though, I didn't care because it thought I'd get a huge inheritance from my supposedly dead mother. It wasn't until I got home and checked my answer machine that I found out they'd dialled the wrong number and that my mother was still very much alive! So now I'm back to being depressed and posting FML statuses on Facebook to try and get attention. This doesn't work though as I have no friends.
FML :(xoxoxoxo


When I heard the news, I was devastated... She wasn't dead!